EastEnders spoilers: Louise reveals all, plus Mick confronts Linda - 13-17 January 2020

What viewers (and not Louise) know, of course, is that Keanu is still very much in the land of the living. But with actress Tilly Keeper set to exit soon, what’s the betting that Lou eventually has a change of heart after discovering all about her ex-partner’s miraculous resurrection and secretly plots to be with him? Not one jot of this may turn out to be true, but with the show’s 35^thanniversary coming in February, it would be a decent set-piece chase sequence, especially if the pair end up being pursued by a raging Phil and Ben.

Next, we head back to the past rather than speculate on the future as Linda’s drunken actions on New Year’s Eve return to haunt her. Husband Mick will discover all about that hotel booking, all of which leads Linda to recall going there with a stranger. What we know is that Linda fled the room after the man in question tried it on with her, but her memories of the night in question are a blur. Hence the Carters’ marriage now hitting another sizeable rocky patch.

Elsewhere, Honey realises that she might well be pregnant and that duplicitous dentist would be the dad. And if Leo thought he’d win Whitney round by running one of the market stalls on Bridge Street, then he’s got another thing coming. Enter Kat, who swaps jobs with Whit, and gives Leo both barrels.