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Checking the rain? Why are you doing that? And why does the other person look disappointed when you say it?

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That sounds really quite dangerous because you're definitely going to miss your target.

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You thought this might be something to do with the hairdressers — but then everyone started talking about sport.

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A real what?

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When you heard this on TV, you thought it was about robbers' eyesight...

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Excuse me?

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We get that this is some kind of high school or university thing, but who are these sophomores? What year are they actually in? Are they from planet earth?

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Everyone keeps saying they're drunk when really, they just seem a bit annoyed.

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You're a quarter-back? That sounds like a painful condition...

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Not even what? Why don't Americans finish their sentences?

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Lederman? Letterman? Letter man? Wait, is this some kind of garment postmen wear in the US?

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